Does the zipper really go all the way over the face?
Yes. It is a two-way zipper that runs the full front and continues over the hood. Zipped shut, the two eye appliques meet at the centre and the hood closes into a mask. Unzipped, it wears like a normal oversized zip hoodie.
Can you see through it?
Enough to stand around and take photos, not enough to walk down stairs. Treat it as a look, not eyewear.
What size should I get?
It is cut oversized already. Take your normal size for a boxy fit, or one size down if you want it closer to the body. Size chart is on the product page.
Is anything on the back?
No. The back is completely plain — no spider, no print, no logo. That is deliberate.
Why does the colour look uneven?
Because it is dyed by hand in small batches. The cloudy fade and the lighter patches on the shoulders are the point. Yours will not look identical to the photos, and no two are identical to each other.
Will the raw edges fall apart?
They fray a little at first and then settle. Every applique is stitched down properly underneath the raw edge, so the fraying is cosmetic.
How do I wash it?
Cold wash, inside out, hang dry. No tumble dryer — heat is what kills the fade and the appliques.
How long until it arrives?
3–5 days to make, 6–9 business days to ship. Free shipping in the US.
What if it does not fit?
Send it back within 30 days unworn and I will refund or swap it. Return shipping is free.
Who actually makes these?
I do, by hand, in a garage. Here is how.